90 Funny Questions to Ask Your Boyfriend When You Want to Have a Good Laugh

If you’re looking for light, silly conversation with your favorite guy, I have a bunch of funny questions to ask your boyfriend (or hubby). They’re the perfect date night questions for couples that are guaranteed laughs.

You can use the questions as a starting point and allow your imagination and creativity to run wild. Make up new, silly scenarios and questions and jump into the funny rabbit hole.

Enjoy the time together, keep it light and no trick questions or taking things personally. It’s all about fun!

Funny questions to ask your boyfriend

Fun animal and plant scenarios

1. If you could turn into any animal for a day, what would you choose?
2. How would you spend that day?
3. If you could be any plant, what would you be?
4. Would you still love me if I turned into a worm? (swap for other cringey animals like ants, spiders, roaches)
5. What would you feed me?
6. Where would we go?
7. How would a date look like with you and worm me?
8. What would you do if I turned into a talking house plant?
9. How would you describe life as boyfriend and house plant?
10. Imagine if I turned into an octopus, what would you do?
11. If you had to turn into a cactus or succulent, what type would you turn into?
12. Have you ever thought about names for future pets?
13. What’s the funniest pet name ever?
14. A great white shark, killer whale, giant squid and saltwater crocodile swam into an ocean bar. What happens next?
15. What’s the best combo for dogs? German shepherd huskies? Gold retriever wieners?
16. Do you believe in the cat distribution system?
17. What kind of bird would you be if you could be a bird? Where would you go?
18. We’re moving to Mars, which pets are you taking with us?
19. If you woke up tomorrow and all animals could talk, which animal are you going to speak to first? How do you think the conversation would go?
20. Which animal do you think would have the best sense of humor? Which would have the worst?

Cartoon fun

1. Who’s your favorite Disney villain?
2. Do you think any villain isn’t actually a villain?
3. All the cartoon characters came together and created a country. Who would be their leader?
4. Where would they create this country? How would it look like?
5. Which Disney princess would you go on a date with?
6. Which Disney prince do you think you look like the most?
7. Superman versus Aang (Avatar): who do you think would win?
8. If you had to write a movie about Jack Jack from The Incredibles, how would the movie go?
9. Would Auntie Edna feature in the movie?
10. Who is the cutest cartoon character?
11. Do you have a favorite Pokémon?
12. Which Pokémon scares you the most?
13. Which fantasy land far far away would you love to visit?
14. You just moved to Berk (How to Train A Dragon), which dragon species is moving in with you?
15. What would you name it/them?
16. Which dragon should I get?
17. It’s 2030, you can now order your very own Baymax. Would you?
18. If you could customize your own Baymax, what would it look like?
19. Stitch, Baby Yoda, or Olaf: who would you bring home to live with you?
20. If you can change one thing in one cartoon movie, what would you change?

Funny questions about movies

1. Snog, marry, pie: Dolores Umbridge, Professor McGonagall, Bellatrix Lestrange.
2. If you could be Harry Potter’s owl for the day, what would you do?
3. Do you think someone in this world is named Mad Eye Moody? (pitch other names like Jimothy or Jessifer)
4. What’s your favorite comedy of all time? Why?
5. If you were an actor, which movie sequels and franchises would you want to star in?
6. Who would play your love interests?
7. Who’s your favorite villain?
8. Can you name your favorite one liners?
9. Would you go watch the Barbie movie? Would you invite the boys?
10. Who’s the best Chris in Hollywood?
11. What’s the worst movie ever?
12. What would you change to make it better?
13. Are you a Mexican or a Mexican’t? (Once Upon a Time in Mexico reference)
14. Choose one: Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of the Rings.
15. Would you rather be an elf, dwarf or hobbit?
16. Who do you think would be a better date: Black Widow or Wonder Woman?
17. You’re planning a birthday party and hiring a magician. Who do you want? Dr. Strange and Dr. Fate are options.
18. What’s your favorite guilty-pleasure romantic comedy that you could watch over and over again? (Does Shrek count?)
19. What’s the dumbest scene in a movie that always makes you laugh?
20. I’ve gone missing and you have to call someone to find and save me. Who’s your first call? Liam Neeson, Jason Bourne, The Transporter?

Weird hilarious questions

1. What’s the sexiest number? Why? (swap for sexiest letter or street name)
2. You went to a party with all the M&Ms. What happened?
3. If there was a zombie apocalypse, what would you stockpile?
4. What would be the best weapon to defeat the zombies?
5. What’s the wackiest name you ever heard before?
6. What’s the next name for a Karen? Or Chad? (What if it’s Jennifer or Jessica!)
7. What if we did a DNA test and found out we were related? What would you do?
8. If we’re stuck somewhere with no food, water or shelter and one of us dies, would it be ok if the survivor eats the other person?
9. What’s the weirdest thing you used the tip of your nose for?
10. If you had to make a scented candle, what would it smell like? What would you name it?
11. What’s the weirdest smelling place you’ve ever been to?
12. Do you eat in your dreams? Can you remember any meals?
13. You woke up one day with a tail. Describe it. What would you do with it?
14. If humans evolved overnight, what do you think we’d evolve into?
15. Remember 2020 toilet paper shortages? It happened again. What would you do?
16. If I were a frog, would you kiss me?
17. Can we move to a farm and raise chickens?
18. What part of farm life would you love?
19. If I asked you to sing “Good morning pineapple, looking very good, very nice” to me everyday for a year, would you do it?
20. What’s the funniest conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard?

Silly questions about body changes

1. Would we still date if I had red eyes? (swap for other colored features like green hair or purple skin)
2. Would you rather a bionic arm or a bionic leg? Or a hook?
3. What’s the first thing you’d do if you turned into a reptile?
4. I’m a princess by day and an ogre by night. Would you still love me?
5. Your brain just became a computer. What are your specs?
6. I just turned into Pinocchio. What’s the first question you’ll ask me?
7. The texture of your skin randomly changes with your mood. What would it feel like when you are happy? Sad? Angry? Scared?
8. What if your sweat changes smell based on mood? How would joyful and happy smell like?
9. Would you want to grow wings? Describe how they’d look?
10. Like Mean Girls, your boobs can predict the weather. What’s the weather going to be tomorrow?

Have some fun with these hilarious funny questions to ask your boyfriend! Enjoy keeping things light without taking anything personally.